Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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