Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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