69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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