Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
