Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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