I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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