Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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