Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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