in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Small penises have feelings too.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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