If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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