she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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