you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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