the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
