well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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