Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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