"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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