it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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