He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Green mimosas i think yes
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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