I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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