Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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