I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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