More tranny stories later!
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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