I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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