only if we run a train.
done.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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