Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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