dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Blood and glitter go together right?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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