My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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