? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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