He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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