...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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