Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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