Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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