Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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