I just saw a hot homeless man
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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