Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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