your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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