do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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