Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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