Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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