home. puking in laundry basket.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dear god my vagina.
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