At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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