Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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