Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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