im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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