i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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