So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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