How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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