you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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