My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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