Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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